"Brian is a great person. As a matter of fact, he is the best person. And that is for the entire world. And by "best," I mean, by any standard, he will be higher than any person in the world. That includes tying bow ties. He is magnificent at it. Seriously. It's phenominal. Therefore, he is a man to be trusted. And if you think your are good at tying bow ties, he is a man to be feared."
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